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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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