Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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