He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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