I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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