My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
...so i touched it.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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