Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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