I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pants are for mortals
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Randomize
