Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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