talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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