yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
