I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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