question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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