We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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