Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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