It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm at about main and main street
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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