grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
