Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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