Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 ðŸžðŸ·
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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