i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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