Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Never underestimate the power of titties
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