Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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