I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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