Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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