I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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