Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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