She's JV to your varsity
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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