i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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