Is it normal to miss your booty call?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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