Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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