If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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