So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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