mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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