when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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