What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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