Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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