yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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