sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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