Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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