The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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