I'm gonna have a badass scar
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sorry about my life...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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