My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Randomize
