Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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