fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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