is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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