woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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