she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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