haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
And then he peed in my hair
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