I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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