I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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