I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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