it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There r osticjed everywhere
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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