He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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