Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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