I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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