ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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