garbage
garbage dick
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you win
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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